Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Housecleaning Philosophy

I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. (I am compassionate.)

I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt, I'll feel terrible, and they may sue me. (I am careful and poor.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. (I am imaginative.)

I don't disturb cobwebs because...
I want all creatures, including spiders, to have homes of their own. (I am kind.)

I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. (I am fair minded.)

I don't pull weeds in the garden because ...
I don't want to get in God's way. He is an excellent designer. (I am courteous.)

I don't put things away because ...
My family will never be able to find them again. (I am considerate.)

I don't cook gourmet meals when I entertain because ...
I don't want my guests to stress over what to prepare when they repay my dinner invitation. (I am thoughtful.)

I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe the promise of "Permanent Press." (I am trusting.)

I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman. ~~Internet Author Unknown

Housecleaning for Nerds

1 comment:

  1. I love the dust bunny part. I'm going to find some to name right now.

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