The Party of HATRED

Yes, it is cinched for good! The Democrats are now officially the "Party of Hatred"! They selected former Vermont Governor Howard Dean to become head of the the Democratic National Committee (DNC). Howard Dean is the man who campaigned for the job by telling his party members "I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for". This ideology of hatred appeals to the left-wing Liberals and followers of Barbara Boxer, Ted Kennedy and Jesse Jackson, but what about the typical American Democratic voter? Will ordinary Democrats accept such an ideology? Never fear. Doctor Dean is planning a pilgrimage to the South. He thinks the "Rubes" there have forgotten his words in 2003, when he told a Florida audience that Southerners have to quit basing their votes on "race, god, guns and gays." Later, after pressure from other Democrat leaders who criticized him proclaiming himself as "the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks", he said "I think the Confederate flag is a racist symbol." Take out the gun racks, scrape off the flags and hide the crosses. Wooo-eee... Dixieland, he's a comin'! He is almost there!